The Devil's Beatitudes
If the devil were to write his own beatitudes, they would probably go something like this . ======================================== Blessed are those Christians who are TOO TIRED, TOO BUSY, or to distracted to spend time with their fellow Christians in Church - for they are my best candidates to fail. Blessed are those Christians who WAIT TO BE ASKED and EXPECT TO BE THANKED - for I can use them to slow things down. Blessed are those Christians who are TOUCHY. With a bit of luck, they may STOP GOING TO CHURCH and get others to quit - they are my missionaries. Blessed are those Christians who are VERY RELIGIOUS but GET ON EVERYONE'S NERVES - they are my most effective stumbling blocks. Blessed are those Christians who are TROUBLEMAKERS - they are my best wrecking crew. Blessed are those Christians who have NO TIME TO PRAY - they are easy prey for me Blessed are those Christians who are COMPLAINERS - they are my best discouragers Blessed are YOU when you read this and THINK IT'S ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE and not. yourself - I've got you! By: Danny Dodson
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