Someone has made a list of nine things your mother would never say. See if your mom would ever say these things:
1. “How on earth can you see that TV so far back?”
2. “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot too.”
3. “Just leave all the lights on- it makes the house look more cheery.”
4. “Let me smell that shirt – yeah, it’s good for another week.”
5. “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day.”
6. “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s ok, that’s good enough for me.”
7. “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
8. “I don’t have a tissue with me, just use your sleeve.”
9. “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind chill is bound to improve.”
We don’t usually hear these things from our mother’s mouth. They’re humorous, but we can all relate to them. Our mothers want the best for us and love us unconditionally. Honor your mother today, if you still have her with you and honor her memory if you don’t. Live for the Lord and make your mother proud of you.